"Stepped on a lego brick in the dark and now i feel sadder than Sansa Stark".

(Fonte: alayne-stone, via dewdropintheocean)

zombres:

(Fonte: lockelamorashasmoved, via sterekflowers)

You asked me if you’re a good man and the answer is…I don’t know.
But you try to be and I think that’s probably the point.

(Fonte: rubyredwisp)

halebunnies:

Since I just turned sixteen a month ago, I wouldn’t mind getting my license. I can’t do that if I’m dead, you know.

(via derekpuppyhale)

filed under: jokes i didn’t understand when i was younger

(Fonte: riseoftheguardian, via croatoaneted)

jerkidiot:

wlovepierce:

jerkidiot:

sonnyforpresident:

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT

REBELLION

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AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER

YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED

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STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.

NO

(via croatoaneted)

(Fonte: beeishappy, via croatoaneted)

lodoredeilibri:

sushinfood:

vvankinq:

this is fucked up. this fucked me up. the teachers fucked up by not showing us this fuck up. fuck.

dear god

i’m 28 and never knew this

Cos

(Fonte: yodiscrepo)

(Fonte: teen-wolf, via amuserslife)

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

mistressofthenethersphere:

Missy’s Crazy Dance Appreciation Post

LOOK AT THE GARDEN’S CONFIGURATION IT LOOKS LIKE A TARDIS IT IS A TARDIS DISGUISED THAT IS THE CONSOLE OF A TARDIS SHE IS A TIMELORD
ursulavernon:

mad-maddie:

cloudy-with-a-chance-of-doitsu:

-sharkbites:

officialcrow:

brah chill

I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK

Mitosis

Canada evolves

Oh god, Sleipnir is a moose.
IT’S WHAT WE’VE ALWAYS FEARED.